Memoirs of a Socialite: Mistaken Identity

So I woke up this morning a lil pissed off. Not mad because I woke up...... just a lil mad I couldn't sleep in. But anyway, I go thru my daily routine: lay there knowin I have to pee.... lol, finally goin to the bathroom, back in the bed, then check my email. This is my normal morning activity. This morning was kinda different. My inbox was on FIRE: FB friend request, group project email, ........ and a letter. So of course I go str8 to the letter. I mean I don't recognize the email address the subject is REAL TALK so of course I feel like I need to see whats this letter is about. When I say this letter rocked my world........

PhattyGirl68: A my nikka real talk u fuckin one of my friends on a regular but what u don't know is they are HIV POZ and also tested POZ for a few STD's. Now I'm not about to bust my friend out and say they name but they told me yall been fuckin RAW without condoms...... Do U man. Just be careful homie. Folks don't care who they infect these days. In case u think I'm lying I stay in Chicago just outta town in Texas for a vacation right now. Yall pretty nikkas all the same. Yall always go for the slim sexy type with the PHAT ASS. They are the ones givin away the package like a muthafucka. YO just be careful. I know u fucked my friend at least 5 times and they never once told u about they status. They are 20 y/o with big pretty lips. Thats the only hint I'mma give u FAM.......

Now ok I'm not gonna lie when I saw this the first thing I thought about was my past sexual history. I mean who wouldn't. But then I had to stop and check myself. #1 I don't fuck with 20 y/o NOTHING!!!!! Not at all my type. I like old money. #2 over 5 times would be too much like a commitment..... NOT ME!!!! #3 I'm celibate. Have been for a while now. #4 I really don't have sex outside of relationships. I don't have the time or energy.... lol.

The point I'm trying to make is if ur gonna come at my head.... If u think I'm a HOE.... If u worried about what I'm doing.... STOP!!!! Cuz in the end ur the one that ends up lookin a fool not me. I know me. I know what I do, and who I do it with. I'm not worried. I protect myself. So cut this petty ELEMENTARY SCHOOL BULLSHIT OUT!!!!

Part nine coming SOON!!!