Memoirs of a Socialite: I was born a SOCIALITE

Who is Tha Urban Socialite? I mean who is he? Where did he come from?

Well I'm the 3rd of four children..... one of the middle ones. Born to a young insurance worker (now turned Bible Beater) and young truck driving, police academy failing, postal working, whore (now turned retired whore). I'm from a very small town in Illinois. So small they don't even have their own zip code. My Oldest sister is a Stay at home Mom, my baby brother is a Ball player, and the other middle baby..... She's my Twin. Side note: "HEY TWIN!!!" Anyway, I was brought up in a very religious household.... well the kinda religious household that still drank and smoked cigarettes. LOL

U know its funny.... even with 4 kids and a handful of various pets.... Dogs, turtles, fish, Ginnie pig... I never really had to search for my identity. I've always had some idea of who I am. I mean sure I've refined my image over time but I always knew who I was. Through all the fads and all the trends I never lost JASON.... THA URBAN SOCIALITE. People have often asked me how did u become a "socialite?" Its quite simple. DESTINY!!! I was born into this. I mean a kid from a small town with a shared zip code is destine to be something.....

Its funny that the same people asking me about that are the same ones that keep my name in the streets..... "U know I seen Jason at the park with so-n-so." "U know him and whats-a-name broke up." "U know he related to Ol' Boy." "He think he all that in them LV glasses.... oh DAMN he wearin LV shoes too." I can't do anything but laugh at this. Who knew my business would be so popular. I mean THANK U. Thanx for keepin the buzz goin. Thanx for the motivation and the hate. I wouldn't be who I am without u my FANS.

U KNOW WHO U ARE...........