Memoirs of a Socialite: The case of the FAKE PEOPLE

Its funny..... Since I've been on FaceBook I've been able to connect with people I haven't seen in years. I mean people I haven't talked to in at least 5-10 YEARS. Kinda cool I thought.... The funny part comes in when the "others" pop their heads up.. We all have a group of the "others." U know that group of people that could really give a fuck about u...... BUT STILL wants to know whats going on with U. I mean its like.... Y do u care? Does ur life really suck that bad that U gotta find out whats new in CURRY LAND? I mean get over it and get a life please!!!

So where is all this coming from? I'm glad u asked...... (lol) So yesterday I get an alert on my Blackberry about a friend request on Facebook. Big deal I thought.... I mean I get them all the time. But this one was kinda weird. It was from some middle aged lady. The first thing I could think of is "WHO IN THE HELL?" Right? Cuz wouldn't u? I mean I'm 27..... What or who do we have in common? So I look at the mutual friends.....One is a business contact.... The other is a family friend/shit starter..... So I go to the family MOUTH PIECE (Hey Sis-in-Law). lol. "Patrice who the hell is this?" (SIDEBAR: For those of u who have never met my Sister in Law...... she's about 3 feet tall, with the biggest attitude u will ever meet. And that's y I love her.) Anyway.... she knows right away who this cougar is..... I use the term cougar loosely because it has a bit of sexy attached to it..... And she was POPPED!!!!!


Now y would she friend request me? What do we have to talk about? The word? Politics? Dancing with the Stars? GURL..... Get a life. U want me to be ur FB friend because U want to attach urself to anything CURRY. Cut it out. U could care less about me. U just wanna figure out who I am and how I tie into this soap opera u've created in ur mind. Ma'am..... I DON'T!!!! This kinda goes for everyone else to. This whole I wanna know whats going on with Jason just for the sake of being in the loop is a fool. I mean..... y not apply that energy into something a little more important? If I get another friend request from a Middle Aged Stalker, Ex's Ex, Ex's Current, Fathers Ex...... Any of that..... I'm going OFF!!!!

Good day all....

Pt 3 coming soon.