Memoirs of a Socialite: Dating in 2010 (a comedy)

Dating: Where do I start? Dating this year has been the most trying, some times funny, draining experience of my life. I have been through so many different situations in this one year alone. But I've learned a lot. I've made some really good friends along the way. Haven't made any love connections yet. Hell I haven't even had any GOOD SEX!!! lol. But I've experienced certain things I'll probably carry with me FOREVER.

Trying: One of the most irritating parts of dating is people not understanding what "dating" really is. I use the word dating for lack of a better term. But when I say dating, I'm talking the getting to know u stage. Hanging out ONCE IN A WHILE. TALKING on the phone. NO COMMITMENTS. Freedom to meet really. The thing that seems to happen to me almost EVERY TIME is the "Instant Attachment." Like after the first date we are automatically a couple. Excuse me, What? How does that work exactly? U don't even know my last name, well unless ur one of my FaceBook or Twitter fans. U have NO clue who I am, what I do, or stand for. I mean I'm just looking to MEET people, not fall in love at first DATE. Talking on the phone is another crazy one. When did we get so WRAPPED up in cyber space or speed texting that we can't pick up the phone and talk. And if we do actually talk, REALLY with that awkward silence? Come on now. I gotta pay that tab on the date and hold the WHOLE conversation myself? SMDH.....

Sometimes Funny: Now I'm not gonna go into details cuz I know I've hung out with a few people that read my blog and I don't wanna put up with a lot of angry text or inbox messages. But I will say this, Y'all are funny. FYI: "Cute insults" on a date as a way to break the ice..... NOT FUNNY. What is funny is u all sitting around wondering y we didn't work. Another funny one...... Inviting me out on a date and telling me not only am I picking u up but I gotta plan the whole date. I could take myself out on a date with all this WORK. This is so funny to me. U know u wanna go out. U know ur interested in me. But u want me to put in any work? What are u gonna be doing? BTW: If we go out on a first and second date, don't wear the same thing both times. I pay attention to EVERYTHING!!! I notice it all. I don't judge but I want u to be able to keep up. Fashion is important to me....

Draining: How many text messages do u have to send? How many phone calls do u have to place? How many voicemails do I have to delete? I mean..... when do u say when? Throw in the damn towel already. I get so fed up with people wanting to pressure me into something I didn't ask for in the first place. We are all adults here so I can speak freely..... A ONE NIGHT STAND is not grounds to build a healthy relationship. Its just what it say "ONE NIGHT STAND" (FYI: I'm celibate, this is just an example). To go further with this.... There is no written rule that says I have to like u cuz u like me. Whats the point of being single if I have to jump at the first thing that approaches? Y can't we just be friends and then see where that leads us?

Dating in 2010: A good friend of mine likes to call me popular all the time. He says "Everyone wants some Jason." But in reality, when ur done with all that..... all I want is a meaningful relationship. I want a partner to build, experience, and grow with. I mean I'm not getting any younger and eventually my social light will fade away. When that time comes it would great to have that ONE to settle down. I would love to close the "Memoirs of a Socialite" chapter of my life and start living out the "Happily Ever After" part of the story.......

Memoirs of a Socialite: My Forbidden Fruit

I shouldn't be writin this... But I am

I shouldn't be thinkin this... But I am

I shouldn't be feelin this... But I am

I can't help it. I've always been a rebel at heart. I've always been the kid that did what he was told not to. Or did what others said he couldn't. I'm sittin here and I can't help but to think about U. I can't stop it. I try to ignore it.... That doesn't work. I don't know how to control it, at least not yet. I gotta admit.... some times I feel WEAK for feelin this way about u. Its beyond me... I can't control it... Or force it to be, U know, what I want it to be.

So what do I do with this? What do I say about this? Do I even tell u what I'm REALLY FEELIN? Or do I keep on like I been doin? Keepin to myself with all this goin on in my head? I need a Drink.... LOL. Just sumthin to take the edge off.

The funniest part of all this is that I have all these people fighting to get to know me. But I can't get u out me head.... DAMN that Forbidden Fruit

Mini Blog: Sorry World!!!

OK Blog world..... I need to apologize to u. I'm been M.I.A. on u for far too long. My last post was a month ago. Well I'm back with more stories of life, love, and all that other FOOLISHNESS. New "Socialite" post coming soon.......